Juliette appears magically on an iPad screen ... looking like a 50 year old vagabond. Yes, she does, you know she does. Raggedy jeans, glasses, and an ugly brown sack for a top.
BUTT FIRST we get reruns, bad acid flashbacks to something that resembles an OTEV for toddlers competition.
Cameron is a fool, and proves it once more in the Diary Room.
More bad acid: COMIC WEEK!!! gag barg too many twists!
Juliette reappears. still looking like a skid row bum.
Ewwwwwwww
Oct 12 Live Show
Re: Oct 12 Live Show
ICYDK Cameron did not win the Veto comp & he's toast. Screwed royally. Everyone hates him.
Even Jag.
Cameron is just nuts and nothing proves it more than the narcissism he unleashes every time he opens his greasy mouth.
FeFe gets vetoed and Bowie sticks a fork in it. All of Cam's dreams turn to crap, just like that web site names "X formerly Twitter" or X*tter.
Jag is so happy! Bowie is even happier! FeFe is FabFabulous.
Even Jag.
Cameron is just nuts and nothing proves it more than the narcissism he unleashes every time he opens his greasy mouth.
FeFe gets vetoed and Bowie sticks a fork in it. All of Cam's dreams turn to crap, just like that web site names "X formerly Twitter" or X*tter.
Jag is so happy! Bowie is even happier! FeFe is FabFabulous.
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... and there's even more whiny BS from Cam, ewwww
... and I won't bother repeating any of it.
BUTT FIRST
Juliette, our raggedy hostess pops in to say SOMEONE WILL BE EVICTED
... DUH
... and it won't be Cirie
FeFe gets more screen time. So sad. Cory's porn 'stache gets more sreen time. Ewww. Jag gets more screen time. He's a total blabbermouth fool. Cory looks stressed and there's nothing he can do.
The fugly brown sack pops up, still wearing glasses, and tells us Cam will get more screen time.
BUTT FIRST!!!
... and I won't bother repeating any of it.
BUTT FIRST
Juliette, our raggedy hostess pops in to say SOMEONE WILL BE EVICTED
... DUH
... and it won't be Cirie
FeFe gets more screen time. So sad. Cory's porn 'stache gets more sreen time. Ewww. Jag gets more screen time. He's a total blabbermouth fool. Cory looks stressed and there's nothing he can do.
The fugly brown sack pops up, still wearing glasses, and tells us Cam will get more screen time.
BUTT FIRST!!!
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Cameron warns Cirie that the game will be over when he goes to jury.
Matt and Jagg gloat.
Cory sweats a little and eats a booger.
Blue cries on Cirie's shoulder.
I turned off my Live East Coast feed and considered how many gummies I should eat to get through the next half hour ...
then I remembered I have a podcast coming up, so forget that.
Jagg is going Off, explaining the intricate dynamics of the Big Brother game when he is in control to Cirie. She's all like DANG you so smart and so stupid at the same time, how do you do that?!?
Jagg spews more BS!!!
Voting Soon! But not yet.
Matt and Jagg gloat.
Cory sweats a little and eats a booger.
Blue cries on Cirie's shoulder.
I turned off my Live East Coast feed and considered how many gummies I should eat to get through the next half hour ...
then I remembered I have a podcast coming up, so forget that.
Jagg is going Off, explaining the intricate dynamics of the Big Brother game when he is in control to Cirie. She's all like DANG you so smart and so stupid at the same time, how do you do that?!?
Jagg spews more BS!!!
Voting Soon! But not yet.
Re: Oct 12 Live Show
Just think, you could have gotten tickets to the Taylor Swift movie, but instead you're watching a lame "all reruns" version of Beeg Brovva. We all know Cam will get the boot, and soon. Then nothing but an ugly brown sack with glasses asking stupid questions, followed by Cam giving lame self-serving answers.
Matt evicts Cam.
Blue evicts Cam.
FeFe evicts Cam.
I am so NOT SHOCKED!
I could have gotten tickets to watch a Taylor Swift movie, but no. I'm here. Totally sober. So sad.
Jag evicts Cam.
America evicts Cam.
Cory evicts Cam.
DUH
Matt evicts Cam.
Blue evicts Cam.
FeFe evicts Cam.
I am so NOT SHOCKED!
I could have gotten tickets to watch a Taylor Swift movie, but no. I'm here. Totally sober. So sad.
Jag evicts Cam.
America evicts Cam.
Cory evicts Cam.
DUH
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Cameron's butt is in a chair next to a brown sack wearing glasses. He almost tells the truth this time. The sack asks why he couldn't make any friends in the BB House. He replies with some lame BS instead of the truth. The real answer is he couldn't stop opening his mouth and spewing his slime.
We get a different angle on the brown sack and we can see that a skunk tail has been glued to the back of her head.
Coming up next ... a podcast. See you there!
We get a different angle on the brown sack and we can see that a skunk tail has been glued to the back of her head.
Coming up next ... a podcast. See you there!